So in Royal Oak somewhere this weekend .. there is a marshmellow drop .. 1000's of marshmellows are dropped from a helicopter in this park.. and kids run around getting pelted with marshmellows .. sounds amazing.. you think i am too big to show up .. why didnt they have this cool crap when we were kids

Wipe out

Totally fell down the stairs at work today .. sigh.. is it sad I have learned to tuck and roll?

How to play your Kazoo

So I bought my nephew a Kazoo.. read the instructions for use.. what pedophile wrote this?!?!

today

Just got called sir today on the phone.. awesome.. I love my man voice during a cold

Mailbox derby

So earlier i backed into my neighbor's mailbox..ugg.. but my question is if it had mail in it does it still count as a home run in mailbox derby?..
Sorry Laurie

Very beggining

So if we are going back to the very beginning .. one of the first memory I have is shoving my fat little brother into my very small PINK doll highchair. Not a good ending.. they had to cut him out of it and I had no doll highchair anymore. If we really look into my brothers bad attitude I'm sure it started here ...
Oh and my hate of the color pink

Keeping my chinS up

Well for years ppl have been telling me to write a book about all the crap that happens to me. So I decided to start a blog. Can't promise how this will go.. new and old stories ..blah blah .. and most important I take no responsibility for spelling and grammar :)